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BUMPER STICKERS
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>YOU PROBABLY MISSED SOME OF THESE BUMPER STICKERS BECAUSE YOU WERE
> >DRIVING TOO FAST.
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> >Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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> >If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> >Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger.
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> >The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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> >I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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> >So Many Pedestrians
> >- So Little Time.
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> >Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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> >If We Quit Voting,
> >Will They All Go Away?
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> >Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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> >Illiterate? Write For Help.
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> >Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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> >Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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> >He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,
> >But Miles From The Next Exit.
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> >I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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> >You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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> >I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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> >Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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> >(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
> >If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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> >Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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> >Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
> >Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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> >If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
> >The Hut?
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> >Ax Me About Ebonics.
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> >Body By Nautilus;
> >Brain By Mattel.
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> >Boldly Going Nowhere.
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> >Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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> >Heart Attacks
> >... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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> >Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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> >How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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> >GROW YOUR OWN DOPE
> >--- PLANT A MAN.
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> >All Men Are Animals;
> >Some Just Make Better Pets.
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> >AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
> >
> >"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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